I Like Halloween
…a lot.
So here are some costumes I’ve come up with over the years.
"Delia Deetz." I’ve been told I look like Catherine O’Hara, aka the mom in Beetlejuice (on my good days).
"Guy Fieri." As promised, myself as The Mayor of Flavortown, aka, Guy Fieri. And a Cheeseburger. Said things like “that’s money” and “put it on a flipflop” to strangers all night.
“The Tourist.” Shot on the Motorola RAZR V3 flip phone. Spent the night asking fellow college students where stuff was on campus while under the influence.
“Thanksgiving Dinner.” I had a turkey hat and an oven mitt ok??? This one was actually shot on the Samsung Juke cell phone.
“All you Can Eat Buffet.” This year I upgraded with a few more food-centric items to create a 5 Michelin star costume.
"Chucky." Hi, I’m Chucky, wanna’ play? I 100% guarantee I looked 1,000% better than all those store-bought Chucky’s that year.
"Poison Ivy." You get it. Thank you Michael’s craft store.
"A Cow." I’m not proud of all the awful cow-related puns that came out of this one. I’ll let you imagine those for yourself.
"It's Raining." This one had nothing to do with Halloween. I just wore this outside when it was sprinkling a few dozen different times.